astro-turf hurts my tender knees

1/4 inch aluminum spikes are not the proper footwear

I WILL NEVER WEAR TURF SHOES ...

the dude is big and samoan 

charging through us

I go high and bounce off..

but before I do I grab at his head gear

head gear?

 Thats a HANDLE as far as I am concerned

thankyou for another way to slow you down

mr raging beast of rage and fury

so my thumb just misses his eye

 and my other hand is grabbing at his ponytail

YET ANOTHER HANDLE

this game gets easier and easier

it used to be your first 15 were your ONLY 15

someone goes off and you are down a man

then they invented subs to stop the practice of intentional injuries of opponents

the fist fights were better back then

viscious rugby