Mr. President;
The 54 year old
rugby whore leaned into the Presidents ear and whispered “Use me”
The president was flatterd of course, but he was working in a country
full of whores. How this particular prop had gotten by his security
team of Maoris would have to be looked into. How doe people like this
still exist in the world? People who still believe in magic and can't
tell the difference between reality and fantasy. Peoplle who wake up
in the middle of the night with great ideas about how to help.
“I am
uniquely qualified to help you develop your new league baybeee, “
the whore continued in a southern accent that he acquired playing
south of the Mason Dixon line for PAC tn the years leading up to
their national championship run, before and after the merger of two
rugby teams who were tire of getting beat up on byu Washington Rugby
and joined forces. 65 men at practice. 50 scrums a night. A pocket
Hercules named Danny Langon running the practices, A Fijian on the
sideline calling my name and asking me for contact. “I need to see
contact Harry” he would yell. His name was Api Q and hes dead now.
I would love to spend some time in DC telling these stories in a
bi-monthly rugby magazine for your league that tells regional rugby
stories when it is in town. Bi-monthly means every two months, right?
I would bang one out every month, sending emails ahead of me to scout
out the best games to see, the best bars to see the cheapest places
to stay. This could then be a path followed by others as I set up a
system of rugby air bnbs maybe for the true wanderering warriors. You
can sleep at the clubhouse.
THATS WHAT
COULD HAPPEN. If you ask me. And you didn't, I would think that there
are clubs all over the place who would love to help for 25%. for that
25% they would maintain the clubhouse, the facilities, build or buy
them in strategic partnerships with existing facilities that are idle
much of the time like that field in Chester. Maybe you know an
asshole school teacher who is not afraid of kids who will run an
afterschool program there, by the field in a so-called bad
neighborhood. .... one of the best quotes I have ever heard about
rugby was from a KIWI who said they took their anti-social kids out
to the rugby field and let them do what came naturally. A process I
found accidentally.... rugby saved my life..born again rugby...rugby
was a place where my crippling rage was acceptable, even
normalized...side note (worlds most dangerous prop) so chester is in
a so-called dangerous neighborhood. I lived and taught in north
philly when crack first hit. Thats when I was at my peak I think
CHESTER PART
II- talks to HARRAHS who has a race track just down the road which
would look great with a rugby fielsds in the middle of it for
preliminary events when the sevens tournament goes to a TWO DAY THING
so the real best of the best emerge. For the second time in this
week, I JUMP OUT OF MY HAMMOCK WIDE AWAKE at 247.....AM..
..rugby 247...
...they play rugby
all over the world
open all night.
Internet
rugby 247 tours to
interesting games, contests, raffles on a large scale, buy a social
membership in rugby 24/7, which combined with your CIPP and local
rugby team membership gets you an invitaion to the best rugby parties
in the country, in private club boxes, when music met rugby and there
was a music festival right after the sevens, maybe the first one is
next year in the parking lot and I have to run it because the people
I talk to and pitch to are no decision makers, or are somehow afraid
of great ideas....rugby 247 … check out “2 plus 2 poker forums”
thats a biz model...each fragmented forum is a possible business
venture. Rugby 247 is a business portal for rugby players,
rugbyowned, etc...OK theres the million dollar idea here. Are you
ready? thisnwould take a lot of my free time up and would be a way to
connect to other rugby thinkers...there is always a prop awake in the
middle of the night when the booze wears off and at this time in his
life he has choicoes. Build a more beautiful planet or finish the
tequilla OR BOTH...the best thing about living in this reality, harry
world, this is still all possible. I will never run out of crazy
ideas because I have lived this all before. My mother is just like
me. She was coming up with one embarrassing crazy idea after another
for me to do. I will CC her on the next email and it will look even
MORE PROFESSIONAL.
This is just a
freak show exhibition league where maybe I get to play rugby with my
7 year old neice and nephew from boston when rugby 247 goes to
boston. To talk to the wolfhounds about their rugby business future
and sleep on my sisters couch BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING, ONE WAY
OR THE OTHER, I AMCOMING NORTH WITH SEVENS ON MY MIND...
ROGUE MASTERS
SEVENS-One idea would be hiring me to be a sort of 'point man'. Not
sure about, but I am. Rogue sevens league. Un-affiliated. One 60
year old two 50s three forties three 7 yr olds to 20s/...the rest,
whatever...three special handicaps on field at all times scores are
tripled when its the seven year old...the name is sevens, afterall
A point man
for Masters sevens, an idea that you are Spending a couple weeks or a
month or two in a place to develop the business aspects of your
league. Joining the local team, going to the college practices,
starting or helping with youth rugby. Looking for partners from the
local community. One way to do this would be to start opening rugby
themed restaurants for the college graduates who played and still
play rugby to own and operate. A franchise. I worked at TGIF and know
their best ideas from when they were POPPING. Maybe start four of
them, north south east and west. Each with a different type of local
flair, support from the local brewer, or vineyard in SoCal or maybe
Jack Daniels wants to sponsor a restaurant and a sevens tournament.
Old number seven is right on the label. That one is a slam dunk. The
beauty of this idea is you staff the restaurants purely with rugby
players. Rugby players always need a job. You set it up so you can
scale it huge to do events but you start it small with local teams
having fundraising nights and running the bar with friday night being
totally non-alcoholic because Saturday is a rugby day. You could even
call it TGI Saturday, fuck thats a great idea. And that's just one.
In Philly, for example, there are three restaurant owners who played
in the front row with me or are Irish flankers who it would be great
to sit down and talk it out with. So maybe you want me to spend some
time on the Philly angle first.
COLLEGE DEVO
PLAN second idea is that maybe you want to consider having four pure
college teams be in your league. LIFE, Kutztown, Palmer and maybe
Cal. You could defer the pay for college athletes somehow to insure
that they can play for the Olympics in 2018.
I have been
thinking about what the perfect job for me would be and it has to
involve youth rugby in some way. In Pennsylvania they have some very
strong youth rugby roots being established. Berks County where I went
to high school now has a youth team. Doylestown where I played before
Hibos, had it's high school team ranked number two in the country at
one point. Blackthorn is fielding all sorts of youth teams now as the
men I played with are getting their kids into it. AT Rugby 247
Resume-
Wildman; rugby (20 +
years)
Corporate bar
trainer and management candiate
Banquets
School teacher in
the hood
Bullshit Artiste and
poet
In my new
career I will be finding other wild men, helping to tell their story,
running fun Fundraisers like a combination Kangaroo court karoke
night. You guys can come up here and sing and help meraise money for
a good cause, or I am going to start telling stories up here. Rugby
story hour. Not quite blackmail...its for charity. This is something
that can be easily and cheaply supported by rugby pod casts and when
you need a guy for that you need to talk to me.
I think that in
every place you send me to build your worldwide rugby restaurant
empire and sevens league ONE OF MY FIRST JOBS IS GETTING THE REAL
RUGBY STORIES ON PAPER. THE LOCAL LEGENDS. GET THEM IN PRINT. MAYBE
SMALL AT FIRST, BUT BIGGER EACH TIME AND WITH MORE MATERIAL. MATERIAL
THAT ADDS STORIES... See, I call myself a writer, so I would have to
do that and maybe that is how you hire me, press agent, idea guy,
them out of jail
regionallly, in each
place where there is a rugby team
build youth base
HIBERNIAN YOUTH
RUGBY
alliance with HIBOS
ancient order of
hibernians an organization with roots and vision
I am the rugby
gardener
I will grow the
roots of rugby in america
give the perfect
life to some other hard headed asshole drifter like me with no future
and no real plans until one night I JUMP OUT OF MY HAMMOCK WIDE AWAKE
at 247.....AM..
..rugby 247...
THERES AN EVEN
BETTER NAME AND THEY NEVER CLOSE!....they play rugby all over the
world
open all night.
Internet cafe...the bar is not open yet, but the vip room is and I do
happen to have an application form here sir...my new lucky number
the number of the
time I wrote my destiny,
I woke up singing
AND THIS IS MISSION
3
I will bring singing
back to rugby , something that it has lost
the rugby stands
will be full of singers
songs will make our
league fun
(part of the karoke
night is teaching songs to the future fans...)
we will have PC
songs which I will write and perform at karoke nights to raise funds
for local clubs
and the dirty
versions
look at PA for
example a rugby hot bed WHY? Because gavid niu and harry baker
decided to make rugby great in the usa
look at
doylestown...highschool program numner two in the country WHY a
teacher prop started a team.. ewe duplicate that effort...i can take
a job as a substitute teacher ANYWHERE in the usa and look for the
angry young MAN THAT I ONCE WAS and give hime the structure of
rugby...ally with local teams...in at least four markets in different
corners of the country...east west north south. Setting up or aiding
the structures already in place, I am an accent...a flavor the wild
man who was a prop in division one who came to te hibos and joe kelly
and was looking forward to tearing up dlower division props in return
for a decent job what happeneed? They put me at wing forward and I
tore shit up there...one rugby newsletter described me as one of the
most opportunistic rugbyplayers he had ever seen...I HAVE VISION
DAVID...I CANT BE STOPPED...2018 IS ALMOST HERE AND I HAVE ALOT TO DO
AND I AM HIRING MYSELF TO WORK FOR YOU NOW...I WOULD LIKE TO START
WORKING FOR YOU AS A TRAVELING TROUBADOUR AMBASSADOR OF RUGBY AND
LIVE ON PEOPLES COUCHES...WE CAN START IN VEGAS AS THERE IS A BIG
EVENT THERE...PART OF MY CONTRACT IS THAT I PAY TO KEEP THIS HOUSE IN
THE YUCATAN OPEN FOR TRAVELING RUGBY NOMADS HIBERNIANS LIKE
MYSELF...maybe an awards show, hibernian spirit awards, get some
history together, make a point to join clyubs and support them in
diff cities...part of my job is travel, I go to tournaments and play
old boys or coach young boys...i can spend my time at first part
time...i can support myself as a poker player,,,if there is a poker
room in town I can either deal cards or play cards and use whatever
contacts I have to open little rugby themed businesses in four cities
east west north south...bizzes that are maingly to build youth rugby
first and foremeost, find the future harrys of the usa and give them
the fabulous rugby vacations that they deserve...in each of four
cities bsew set up tours, some are bus tours, some ar on planes,
whatever the support level is, there will be ten percent four the
kids in every thing I do...a fund for youth rugby...i will tithe ten
percent of my pay towards that effoer and do fund raisers and sell
piecce of youthrugbiz7s... put rugby monies to workrk supporting a
rugby future...join four teams in four markets and help them help
kids and I will love my job...i deserve a job thati love, this is the
culmination of many nights and days of thought here in the
yucatan...there is rugby here but my spanish sucks and in the future
we can lay the groundwork here with MAYAN rugby all stars who travel
and win because these fuckers work in the hot sun all day long and
have a great work rate but use it to build houses in the hot sun for
about ten dollars a day... I could recuit younger more athletic guys
here into a touring side and pay them to learn rugby and develop
rugby here in the future when I get tired of traveling the usa and
being a rugby hero...each town I live in will have a weekly rugby
party that is about karoke...in places where they get me I will add
one that is food based....in places where they love me a gardening
based theme night all benefiting youth rugby and thats a three day
work week before and after rugby practice add youth rugby practices
to that and I can teach on my days offwork tuesdays thurdasya and
satudays every week and just build a glorious rugby future in a part
time plan...Hello
I am a writer living
in Mexico.
I played rugby while
my body held together, about 20 year and two knees surgeried.
I plan to play my
first rugby game in my 50's at your event.
I am asking for
inclusion among your Masters.
Here are my
bonafides. I played for PAC at the merger. I taught myself
loosehead prop in the days of Gerry Macdonald and one armed
willy. They were the big dogs in DC, I was SUD and when we merged
with GW and were running 60 plus at practice and scrumming
fifty times full contact on light days.
I went back to play
for Blackthorn, the club I first played for and with their national
appearance still fresh in their minds I did not get a look, even when
I wore a grey wig to practice. It was fun playing with the Raes and
Stewy McClain who just passed away and fired up the rugby historian
in me.
I want to cover your
Masters event like Hunter S. Thompson covered the SuperBowl.
I have had a great
time whoring at your event in the past.
If it turns into a
story of how I am not good enough, I am cool with that. If I am out
classed, then so be it. I know these guys have a lot of pride and so
do I. I even started working out a little. But I know that taking a
knee is always an option...
MAIN POINT
I want to raise
money for youth rugby and start youth teams and leagues and get money
from the IRB and travel the country in 2017 THELASTTOUR and see where
I spend the next five years of my life coaching youths and women and
building the game.
That's just what
props do
Rugby was what
turned me into a man.
But I feel that I
left a lot of vicious rugby in my rearview mirror due to my rambling
ways and poor boss management.
This is the kind of
job that I send proposals out into the internet for..
The client said he
wanted to do this
I want to produce
an ebook and other media products to sell through social media and
website. I can provide much of the content, but need help with
writing, editing, packaging, and publishing. Working with me
developing fitness, and nutrition products for informational purposes
and for sale. Creative writing, possible add copy, and creating
content and citing sources. I would prefer someone with experience
in health and nutrition. Task oriented.
I got excited
by things I have had banging around in my head and sent him this...
i will be returning
to the us to play some rugby tournaments in 2017 so you will have a
salesman on the ground at different rugby events in four plus states
i can do this
project for you in a in a month if the topic is CHANGED SLIGHTLY to
how to keep your rugby body healthy for 25 years.
i will travel the
rugby world pimping your ebook
then I said to
myself and to him
or i will write mine
and it will be fun to see who sells the most,
because this is
definitely a go for me in 2017
your thousand
dollars will go a long way to funding the first leg of my trip to
fort lauderdale in late february
i am also going to
the can am rugby tournament in late july in saranac lake ny and the
MAGGOTFEST which is a collection of college rugby teams both male and
female as well as older people like myself....
I would like to set
up a deal with you where people who buy your ebook from links for
rugby charities would get a donation towards their rugby charity for
using a special link on their charity pages...this will give you free
advertising in the rugby community and i will be working on writing
the rugby programs for these three rugby events, so there will be ads
there too for you for free
i played for
kutztown, blackthorn, doylestown, the hibernians, temple u and
schuykill rugby in philly, i played for former national champions PAC
rugby in washington DC.
all of these teams
have mailing lists and would support me if you support their youth
rugby.
i will probably be
donating half of all received funds to their programs OR MORE because
i truly believe in doing this
i am writing up the
blog site now and hope to have it perfect in a day or two
i will shoot it your
way.
this could easily
gain legs as my idea,as stated on facebook is YOUTH RUGBY WILL SAVE
THE WORLD
people are starting
to notice
i will of course
start social media accounts to support this once i get my site up
so this is very
lucky for you, and a perfect fit for me
i can accurately
discuss supplements, exercise regimens, steroid use, body weight
exercises, plyometric training and will put faces to the names as i
interview my friends and local rugby legends on the east coast first,
and then take it national, all to support youth rugby....it can be a
living ebook each month in a special new updated edition with LOCAL
HEROS OF RUGBY MALE FEMALE AND KID all in the new book.
check out what my
one rugby friend di with the aj foundation. this will be one of your
feeder websites or maybe the main one www.theajfoundation.org
thats just one
friend, who built a school using his rugby connections
im ready to tour the
country one couch at a time
youth rugby list or
harry's list...buy thru harry's list until you go thru AJ or the
YOUTH RUGBY LIST is set up as a stand alone web page...
CALL TO ACTION-
I would much
rather work for rugby players and teams and the future than some dude
that I do not know. The idea is coming together, but I will need a
little support.
What I will need
is …
-a place
to hang my hammock. I have been
sleeping in one for three year now in MX
I have mosquito netting, so patios are ok. I once
slept on a picnic table in a youth hostel in vegas because
my room was full os snoring and farting Brazillians.
-some
sort of work to occupy my days for three'ish' weeks- 20 hours a week
50/50 youth/me
-permission to help with your rugby program initiative...i have
sold programs at the vet
PROOOOGRAAAAMMMMs.... you can pay me in tee shirts, make some
extras, let me help design them...
so I
am stuck in bold. Like life. I'm friggin kirk baybee, boldly going...
FUNDRAISERS
AT NIGHT-
how
does captain kirk karoke grab you as an event during your festival? I
am a trained karoke host.... OR KAROKE BLUES BRUNCH
on facebook if
you look for no fool like an old fool rugby you will see what I
proposed to reading rugby club for their april fools fest.
I will send you a
link to my web page when it looks the way I want it to
thanks!
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