bowel control to major tom

this really isn't my story but someone i know dearly, one of my fondest facebook friends,got so effed up on a rugby tour that they lost all control of their bowles and his room mate describes coming back to see him wrapped in a shitty sheet with shit all over the bathroom the bed the whole room somehow got defiled as if some monkeys were throwing poo at each other like they do when a wing goes by their cage at the zoo.
but this isn't my story and we give him a chance to write it out first.
another story that isn't mine is how a certain under 21 EPRU is headed to his hotel room in England with a case of beer under each arm, or was in saranac with his pants around  his ankles just standing there. I had just been bailed out of jail for smoking weed with my doylestown broheim whitey. his team bailed him out a good hour and a half before my team bailed me out. they wanted to teach the prop a lesson. they were soon looking for a new prop.

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