barfight league $$$$$

my cyber stalker ramon, a parent of a student at the little school i was teaching is monitors my facebook and was starting some shit the other day at the coffee shop...
 ramon might be gay, and it seems like he also might be trying to get a boxer mad at me. a CHAMPION BOXER OF 60. A WELTERWEIGHT...

I talked about this on facebook, https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=harry%20baker%20bit%20a%20mexican and he likes to practice his English so I may be being cyberstalked..

..OR THERE MAY BE A MEXICAN BOXER AFTER ME TALKING SHIT ABOUT LOOKING FOR ME AND ITS ON

.....I LEFT IT AT .... 'it at maybe I should not drink around that dude.'

..maybe we have a different senses of humor and honor.
and if it is honor

get on her and stay on her

LETS MAKE SOME MONEY OFF OF OUR HONOR
we do that bravery shit for free and have no fear
every Saturday for 20 years
a 20 year semi retired veteran mercenary rugby squad...the party dogs....
we will win your tournament, invite everyone to the victory party which we are all bartending at
or a series of bars along a route with special rugby bar old man tough guy shit.....
I will be fighting a Mexican on pay per view....undercard of some big event
a new league....I will manufacture a special belt....prop wars belt....we start with twenty belts, you were them to a bar and see what happens when the cameras come out...instant event....
I start shit just by being free, just by being me and laughing with god about you silly humans and your terrible priorities as a species...nice try god, what do think this time, a plague of crickets?
mutant radioactive hybrid termite crickets that lay millions and millions of tiny eggs mutants that metabolize plastic and concrete, ..a genetic super weapon out of control.......watch ...society as it crumbles around its concrete world.....

I PROPOSE A LEAGUE OF SATURDAY WARRIOR WEEKENDS
your buddies can buy you equipment-donating to charity
buying you armor

like leveling up
buy me a Teflon hat...hes got a bat whiffle ball bat...
Get Whiffe Co on the phone...
invent it if it doesn't exist

PUGIL STICKS
WHIFFLE BALL BATS
32 OUCE BOXING GLOVES
A 16 OUNCE BEER IS ATTACHED TO EACH BOXING GLOVE WITH DUCT TAPE, IF YOU CHUG YOUR BEER, THE BEER CAN BECOMES PART OF YOUR GLOVE, THE HITTING PART

THE MATCH STARTS AS A CHUGALUG.... BBB THE BELL RINGS...YOU CHUG IN YOUR CORNER UNTIL YOU ARE DONE, SO SPILLING, TISSUE PAPER TO GAUGE SPILLAGE...

YOU CHUG YOUR BEERS AND RUN ACROSS THE RING TO HIT A HELPLESS OPPONENT WITH YOUR BEER CAN FIST
IF YOU ARE A PARTY ANIMAL YOU ALWAYS GET THE FIRST SHOT I

harrybakerbitamexican text for lazy people.. https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=harry%20baker%20bit%20a%20mexican

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