BYe HAZ ALOHA CIAO
420
I
missed some days people, sorry
happy
420 though
I
celebrated a day early and was hungry all day
I
will update my job website today
add a
haz piece? Sure...
hasbro
was the only dude who said he would play rugby on april first
I
tried to arrange shit from mexico
no
one cared except haz
APE17
bilingual
cooking school examining myths that are out there about food
like
egg yolks, perfect food or bad chlesteol...
goat
cheese is better
cooking
oils
better
rugby through chemicals
rugby
players seek an edge...ask this dude
I
tried a few alternative supplements myself
lets
see how good you are
match
the supplement to the affect on my rugby
A)
mushrooms B) peyote C) purple crystals D) cocaine E) weed F) roids
(pill form)
G)adderal
plus bee pollen plus ginseng
1)
this alternative supplement constricted my throat at practice
2)
this made everything simple and fun and pure neanderthal :made me a
college all star
3)cause
many penalties, fuck it mode, instant asshole
4)heart
murmurs ended this experiment
5)this
made me an unstoppable force who was in the moment and thinking rugby
6)
ultra-violence..two kids carted off on stretchers, NOVA and St.
Joes..sorry?
7)what
day is it? Of course weed is perfect before, during and after rugby!
In
montana I had a long conversation with a cow in a shop window. Imight
still be there, if not for the urging of team mates to get moving. We
were 'hosted' by some MAGGOTS. I stayed with a dude with a fridge
full of mushrooms. I was laying on his bed, watching the popcorn
ceiling writhe. Dudes gotta go. “He says heres a line and the keys
to my mustang, meet you at the bar”
in my
universal cocoon of wonderful, tunes crankN IT STARTED TO SNOW. A
brief flurry. Not uncommon in montana in April.
Have
you ever been driving a car and tripping your balls off when an
AUDIBLE snowflake whooshes over your vehicle like a star wars
triangle ship??
?
THeN ANOTHER one.
This
is the year I handcuffed myself to a local lass.
The
sherrif unlcoked us at dawn after we slept in the handcuffs.
Pro
tip. Do not lose the keys.
She
had to use the potty. I stood behind the shower curtain.
Bow
chicka wow wow
NEW CHANT...WE ARE TEMPLE RUGBY OWLS
WHOO WHOO WHOOT
TEMPLE RUGBY OWLS>>>THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.....mikeal leland does rugby OPERATICALLY....a one a two an mother fucking THREE.....AAHH AHHH AHH AHHH...ride of the VALKYRIE....operatically......
WHOO WHOO WHOOT
TEMPLE RUGBY OWLS>>>THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.....mikeal leland does rugby OPERATICALLY....a one a two an mother fucking THREE.....AAHH AHHH AHH AHHH...ride of the VALKYRIE....operatically......
Harry Baker then
who day who dat who dat temple owl?....who dat who dat....AND WE JOIN
FROGGY CARR AND WALK A LITTLE SLOWER OR FASTER THEN THE OTHERS WITH OUR
WHO DAT CHANT AND OPERA IMMIGRANTS SONG>>>>>> THEN
RIDE OF THE VALKRIE>>>>>>we burn a viking ship during
the parade in tribure while sinning immigrants song all the
parts,,,guitar etc. plus leleand
Harry Baker i will film it with my camera if you need an instruction manual
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