Sunday, June 7, 2015

A man Called Clueless

     "What are Ya? A bunch of Pussies?"
   
     This modern day Henry the fifth, on the morning of Saint Crispin's Day, was a dude we called "Clueless"
It worked wonders. We were also coachless, that crisp October morning in Lehigh. A bunch of us had jumped into some cars the night before for some psychological warfare. I mean, why just win the post game party? Let's take over the town for the weekend. No one was interested in another Friday keg surrounded by corn. There was corn everywhere in Kutztown in the Fall. Our field was surrounded on three sides by corn, which was how we got away with the goat sacrifice on the Summer Solstice that one summer when we all took summer classes to try to graduate within 6 years. The 6 year plan. D for Degree. We weren't geniuses, but we were not a bunch of pussies either. Lehigh never had a chance.

    

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