I WAS WRITING FOR A PORNO CATALOG...
I STILL THINK ITS FUNNY...RUGBY IS PRETTY GAY
STILL, BUT IT NEVER TOOK WITH ME....SIGH
THIS IS THE BEGINNING...
When I "accidently" left my rugby
kit bag open at practice, the malingering brutes who were too sore to practice
quickly discovered my Renegade Men's Pleasure Kit. They were full of derision
at first, obviously. These are big strong manly men. But a number of jerk-offs
also play this game and I knew they would seek me out privately in the future.
The combination black kit spoke to them and soon there were a few more rugby
players who were wrapping, plugging and stroking their way to heretofore unseen
levels of pleasure. And with the special bonus code I provided them with, they
were also helping build Youth Rugby for their team. People, especially the
socially suspect type of brutes that are attracted to the violence of the game
LOVE the Renegade's Men's Pleasure Kit. The triad Rings are super stretchable,
made of safe easy to clean silicone rings bound together to restrict you in
just the way your mother used to in the bathtub. They are made of smooth
medical grade silicone with just the right firmness. A flared plug spade flare
at the bottom permits safe and fun play.When you are clamping your fingers
tightly around the Stroker you can let your wild horses run free, as someone
sang about in a song, many years ago.... All composed of body safe materials,
of course. Thiis is the ideal package to dispove the heresy that men are not
able to multi-task. Show them your version of reality as you use all three at
once and follow this nasty pleasure ride rabbit hole to the end! Works with all
lubricants. Product dimensions ring 6.6 inches by 2.2 inches b 0.4 inch.
Stroker 5 inches by 2.5 inches by 1.8 inches. Plug 4 inches by 2.7 inches
1.1inches. Materials Silicone, Thermoplastic Rubber
Renegade Men's Pleasure Kit 2 Black Code: NSN-1105-23
Liquored Up Gummy Pecker Cock Rings Code: WT2866
“I hate the taste of your weiner,” was the
number one complaint of my young girlfriend, many years ago, before this
miralce occurred. That problem has now
been eliminated with this fantastic invention, sure to be up for a Nobel peace
prize this year. Peace in the domocile. Peace and harmony in wedded bliss. This
patented miracle cure to a decided
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